So a couple weeks ago I asked where all the parents in America went. So I looked on the internet to see if I could find them. These are the best I could come up with...
Taking one for the team...
These parents have obviously that selling their boy for meat was the right way to stem the slaughter in the Westfold. CLEARLY these parents are insane to think that a meal a paltry as this child would be adequate. It would take all the parents in Illinois giving up their children to stop the fighting!
Worst mom WEST of Ohio...
I often allow my bottle feeding to suck on a 9mm pistol (They love the taste of steel between their lips). HAHAHA, I'm just going to sit here and laugh about this. REALLY!!?? Not to mention the idiot taking the picture. Put down the camera, pick up the baby and LEAVE!!
They're "really good eaters"...
That doesn't mean you let them eat the menu at McD's EVERY TIME you hit the drive through. Honestly, these kids weigh more than my Jeep. It's not their fault their parents never said no.
Exhibit 3... is a link to a story about a parent so good they didn't need to parent any more and decided to give the kid BACK!! I was not aware this was legal in most states (does California still count).
Worst Mom and Dad EAST of Ohio. Need I say more??
I found the parents and they are not what I thought I would find. This is all tempered with the thought that there have to be great parents out there (me and Tawna happen to think we're "decent"). If there wasn't there would be more EMO kids out there, and every parent would be on the cover of People magazine.
So to finish this one off, I decided to go to a TRUE parenting expert.
“Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are just interested in quiet.”
Bill Cosby
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